SITHSPAWNS

2008-03-09T06:09:00.000-07:00

…in the gallery: Look down upon 235 faces.

Proceed with any of them:
DARTH METHINKUS: or Anysithing that me thinks darthsome, though originally it may appear as innocent as irrelevant or ~~pointless~~ paintless.
DARTH MINUS: or Anysithing mine, changed by massively elaborate means of my MS Paint.
DARTH NOMINUS: or Anysithing not mine, found on the net.

The exhibits thumbnail to 123x132 size. Concentrate your holomouse’s pointer on the image for descriptions - and sources of my bounties, wherever applicable, legible, possible. Use you pic-clicking finger’s Force to greet master Fullsi Ze.
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DARTH WHO?
A great massturbance of the Face! You never know: is the guy next door a darksider? Well, the first thing to betray a Sithspawn is eyes, yellowy red to red. [Note 1:] Some Sithspawns have more or fewer than two of them. [Note 2:] Dopers, smokers, hopers may owe their red eyes to drugs, smokes, heartbreaks. [Note 3:] There are beings with red eyes, rare natural phenomena which are not Sith, including: frogs or fish or food that looks like penis or fish? that looks like penis, F-words in general. [Note 4:] Your photo f/x don’t count as Sith either.

This said, anyone can be a Darthsider, Sithspit, Sithspawn, Sassenach or such. You too. In most cases you just need 3 things: 2 red eyes, 1 robe. Put yourself in Nazgul’s shoes: he’s a wraith so shouldn’t mind another body under the hood. Concerning the eyes, chop a lot of onions, use a lipstick incorrectly etc. (I’ve put the red eyes for you already, in the upgrade.) If you’re not a politician / a mind trickster or you’re afraid your first riding the lightning could be your last - you’ll need a weapon. Lightsabers come in handy (especially when you Force-pull them from snow). Name yourself suitably, like Darth Anonymous or Darth Teresting. [Note 1:] Sith of the yore have made their names either (a) using words that mean bad things or (b) using words starting with the prefix “in-” / “im-” and leaving it out, or (c) adding some Latin touch to their regular names, or (d) asking Lucas for help. Examples: (a) Infestation; (b) Festation; (c) Festatus. (d) SF 849-1138 (yup, that’s the number). [Note 2:] Though you make Darth Flammable to mean Inflammable, yet you can have just Darth Sane out of Insane.

Then, please welcome a new you:

Pre-Darth Defaultus (face template) and
Pre-Darth Hoodius (beta, upgrade).

DARTH METHINKUS

2008-03-08T18:06:00.000-08:00

Admiral Hoyyar => Ambassadarth G'Kar => Barth Doobious => Buddarth Pest => Chewbutta => Collective: Darth Impetrus => Collective: Darth Slidious => Collective: Zus-666 => Count Draku => Darth Alienus => Darth Anubis => Darth Asp => Darth Asp Blacksaber => Darth Bailingual => Darth Ciudad => Darth Doom => Darth Elektra => Darth F.E.A.R. => Darth Geralt, 1 => Darth Geralt, 2 => Darth Grim => Darth Kira => Darth Orc => Darth Penile => Darth Predatus => Darth Pussith => Darth Rayne => Darth Risik => Darth Sarbinious, 1 => Darth Sarbinious, 2 => Darth Sokar => Darth Thepill => Darth Tinky => Darth Travis => Darth Tymmanus => Darth Volder => Darthien Pazuzu => Darthness => Dodarth Electrodarth => Droidarth F35 => Droidarth F35-HDMS => King Darthur => Life Star => Mord-Sith =>.

DARTH MINUS

2008-03-07T06:07:00.000-08:00

AT-man => Bane Laden => Booty Hunter => Buttar Fett => Cat[har]woman => Chewokka => Darth Abominable => Darth Apewalker => Darth Bailingual => Darth Barbar => Darth Beavis => Darth Brucelion => Darth Bsod => Darth Butthead=> Darth Crayon => Darth Devil => Darth Gekraylt => Darth Geralt => Darth Groke => Darth Gusternmorgen => Darth Harrequus => Darth Id => Darth Imputin => Darth Malfidelus => Darth Mall => Darth Minator => Darth Passion=> Darth Pregnatus => Darth Rawn => Darth Saw => Darth Screamhilus => Darth Severus => Darth Sida => Darth Siphilus => Darth Tower => Darth Tray, Uh => Darth Yield => Dart(h)star 501 => Emperor's Appendix => Emperor's Boob => Emperor's Leg => Emperor's Stilt => Emperor's Tooth => Emperour => Etee-Detoo => Exar Kist => Gandarth the Red => Holy Sith Lord Privy => Hoodarth Sweat => Janga the Futt => Josith Stalin => JoyJoy Jimms => Lordth Vadermorph => Maragent Smithwalker => Maranger Texwalker => Raw Hideous => Reborn Hood => SMith, Naga Sado => SMith, SadoMassassi => Spydarth Man => Warra Kroft, 1 => Warra Kroft, 2 => Winnia Poohura =>.

DARTH NOMINUS

2008-03-06T18:08:00.000-08:00

Prepared to pay proper tribute to PT-authors, producers, payers for the property, pics, pastiche- or patch-photowork, products (premiered with pee's or not), presented past this penitent plea - I didn't know some your names, so wasn't able to call all out. The material's input from generally accessible googlable pages. This stated, should any of you, holders of (any produceable proof of) property rights, notice any of your work without your proper particulars mentioned: mail me and I'll act to your reasonably utmost satisfaction.

Two honorable mentions are: Worth1000 and Uncyclopedia. Then Google Images. Then flickr. [Given that, sithspiring sets of more pics coming - some of them not here for being too jediward - often with sources, authors, face deforming progress shown. See them you must! Search for stuff, one way or an(akin)other.] If any of your, readers, watchers, lurkers, infiltrators can direct me to other Sithspawns, mail me.

Adarth Hitler => Alph Vader => Amidalkin Queenwalker => Anurus the K(h)ermit => Anurus Insanus => Atro-Wan Kinsoni => Biggs Boy => Black Helmet Man => Chad Vader => Collective: Darth Vaticanus => Collective: Darth Pr0n => Collective: Sith Park => Darth Aguiler => Darth Andoggu => Darth Animal => Darth Austinus => Darth Badman => Darth Baker => Darth Barbie => Darth Bert => Darth Blair => Darth Blembore => Darth Bullock => Darth Burger => Darth Busher => Darth Caettus => Darth Catchemski => Darth Chef => Darth Cheney => Darth Chicken, 1 => Darth Chicken, 2 => Darth Clinteast => Darth Clinterror => Darth Cover => Darth Darth Binks => Darth Darth Emp => Darth Dude => Darth Elmo => Darth Gates => Darth Goldoom => Darth Golloom => Darth Gonzo => Darth Gooph => Darth Goophtoo => Darth Griffin => Darth Griffious => Darth Hillarious => Darth Homer => Darth Impelvious => Darth Imposterus => Darth Ipodus => Darth Jones => Darth Kittpet => Darth Konon => Darth Kursk => Darth Kvass => Darth Lafontaine => Darth Lagerfeld => Darth Lego => Darth Legos => Darth Lukas => Darth Mansoon => Darth Marx => Darth Maulpett => Darth Mickey => Darth Minator => Darth MMader => Darth MMaul => Darth MMpirious => Darth Moranis => Darth Moremoranis => Darth Nerd => Darth Norris => Darth Nutbane => Darth Panther => Darth Paper => Darth Papyrus => Darth Pendrivious => Darth Phillips => Darth Pickhard => Darth Piglet => Darth Pikachu => Darth Plush => Darth Potter => Darth Psycho => Darth Punksteam => Darth Puppius => Darth Rustlectric => Darth Salacious => Darth Schwarzenegger => Darth Seth => Darth Sexus => Darth Shreklich => Darth Small => Darth Smurf => Darth Squirrel => Darth Tader => Darth Tater => Darth Thepillow => Darth Tramp => Darth Tusk => Darth Tyrexanarus => Darth Windu => Darth Yoda => Darthilyn Maulson => Darthreepio => Drag Vader => Emperector Risikine => Emperor Chickerine => Fox Lepperkin & General Giertobi => Hilldemonius => Leia Croft => Lord Kaaf => Maratrix Neokin => O-Jee Darth Simpsoni => Sariss Hilton => Smallth Vader => Solo the Hann => South Mall => Svaiderman => Teddy Darth => Thrawngent 007 => Vaderlady => Yedurashka & Obi-Darth Krokodi => Zombie Leia => Zombie Vader => .